I did it!

My daddy always told me I could do anything I put my mind to. He didn’t mean this, though.

As you may know, Herald Sports Reporter Randy Quis and I took the Andy’s Big A Challenge today. It came down to the wire, but I finished my last bite with under three seconds to spare.

Randy didn’t make it, but he fought valiantly and I am proud to call him my burger brother.

The owner of the local store said that 37 people have tried it in Sanford and only four, including myself, have completed it, which is much better than the folks in Wilmington, apparently.

I will post video and photos of this fiasco as soon as we get them finished. I’m going to lay down, now.

I’m nervous

No way I eat all this meat…I’ve been watching this all morning. I especially like the part where he punches the meat, which is what I am about to do! 

Worst song ever

I did something terrible last night. In preparing for the Andy’s  Challenge — 50 ounces of beef — I ate Huevos con Chorizo at San Felipe last night, a dish that had me on the couch most of the night so I could be close to the bathroom.

But being the trooper that I am, I am going to persevere. I will take down that evil cheeseburger if it kills me. Come to Andy’s at 3 p.m. to see me and Randy battle.

So as I prepare, I’ll leave you with this — the worst song ever, and it is stuck in my head for some reason.

Pray for me.