So Gordon and I were talking last night, and I realized that I have committed two of the seven deadly sins (greed and gluttony) in the course of trying to up my blog hits. I’m thinking of trying to do them all now and have come up with a few challenges to help me in this pursuit. If you have any other ideas, let me know.
Already accomplished:
Greed — The Lottery Challenge (didn’t pay. ’nuff said.)
Gluttony — Andy’s Challenge (I think I got the best of that one.)
Future Endeavors:
Envy — I could try to steal Corvettes or something, since I envy people who have them. But I ain’t trying to go to jail for this thing.
Wrath — I could try to beat someone up or something, but I’m sure that would end horribly. I’m like State. I can’t beat anything.
Sloth — The Full House Challenge. Alex Podlogar told me once that his friend in college had a theory that at any point in the day, you can find a rerun of Full House on TV. I’d like to sit at home one day and test it out for myself. But I think Saved by the Bell or Spongebob Squarepants would work better these days. Spongebob is on all the time. I think I saw it on CNN and CMT at the same time the other day.
Vanity — I think I could go to Coty and get them to donate as much makeup as they could to me, then put as much on as I could stand at once. That’s kind of lame, though. There must be a better one out there.
Lust — I commit this one every day I think. Still haven’t thought of one for it, though, besides going to The Flame, hitting on as many women as I can and counting the number of times I get slapped. Most of those slaps will probably come from my girlfriend.
